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Quite a Feast by JazzLizard
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The Clumsy Caramel Apple Girl by JazzLizard The Clumsy Caramel Apple Girl :iconjazzlizard:JazzLizard 31 5 Woosh goes the Witch! by JazzLizard Woosh goes the Witch! :iconjazzlizard:JazzLizard 39 4 Hitama the Denaruuis Venrock by JazzLizard
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Gratuitous Sketchdump June2015 by JazzLizard
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Commissions Etc! by JazzLizard
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Cedar Planked Salmon by JazzLizard
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Goddam Shenanigans by JazzLizard
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The Slow Drip by JazzLizard
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Moura the Reaver WIP by JazzLizard
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Deep Sea Stylist by JazzLizard
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Sometimes, You Just Gotta Say... by JazzLizard
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Don't suck me up by my chest, that hurts by JazzLizard
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Juuuuuuice! by JazzLizard
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Lexet Recharging by JazzLizard
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Ctenophore Lunch by JazzLizard
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These are my arts. Enjoy them, or they might enjoy you.

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JazzLizard
I TOUCH BUTTS.
Artist | Professional | Digital Art
United States
So yeah. My name is Ben, I'm an illustrator and 3D model maker from Massachusetts. I'm constantly learning and changing, and love Deviantart, even with all of the inherent flaws that come with being a free online community. I will offer advice, critique and trade ideas, but I have little tolerance or patience when it comes to ignorance and stupidity. That's me, this is my page, if you don't like it then you know where the exit is.

I enjoy reporting art-thieves, ToS violators and jerks alike. DA is like a nude beach: we're fine with you showing off your bits, just don't start 'getting it on.' This is a site for art, not pictures of your boner, hardcore porn you drew, or cool pictures you found on google.

If you think rules are here to be broken, have fun running red lights.

Also, if you come to my page and act like an ass, I'm all for making some snarky last-laugh comment and then blocking you.


Anti Art Theft Stamp by Zeiphex Art Theft Stamp by sammich Art theft Stamp by SailorSolar
Anti-Theft Ninja Stamp by sambees Art Theft Stamp - DeMaulwurfn by Art-Fuzz I'll make it simple by Starrphyre

"There is no such thing as innocence through ignorance. If you break the rules because you weren't aware of them, that doesn't make you not guilty. It just makes you an idiot."
-Me

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Current Age: 26
Current Residence: Bostonish
Favourite genre of music: (Good) Metal/Industrial/Techno/Classic Rock
Favourite photographer: The Spysat over my house right...NOW!!!!
Favourite style of art: Digital, 3D, traditional, anything that looks good
Operating System: Windows 7 (MACS SUCK.)
MP3 player of choice: Black Zune, Shell of choice: um...155mm HE
Wallpaper of choice: Some naked chick I drew, prolly.
Skin of choice: YOURS., Favourite cartoon character: Greivous from the CWMS
Personal Quote: "Is it because I'm black?!?"
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PreTL;DR: Been busy/caught up in life/being an adult stuff, you're all still getting your commissions.

So, the past couple months have been complete and utter insanity for me. This has been the busiest convention and halloween order season so far at my shop, and I've been swamped with orders. Good for the bank account, not good for my personal life/relaxation time/anything other than work. I've had very little time for myself or to draw, and have been crap at getting back to people about their pieces. That's entirely on me, and I apologize for that. Everyone who's waiting for artwork from me will get it within a month or so, plus a little something extra. (I'll send you all notes)

Expect new art from me soon too, things are starting to cool down on my end, with orders wrapping up and more free time becoming available.

I thank you all for understanding, and promise to do better in the future. Being an "adult" is hard sometimes.
  • Listening to: There and Back, Wolfgang Gartner
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  • Drinking: coffee

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:icondezkaster:
Dezkaster Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018
Happy Birthday!!!
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Splicerion Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018
Happy birthday!
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maxdark2017 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018
Happy Birthday 

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GrandMasterFDC Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Happy Birthday! I'm on fire!
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pumpkinlord07 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
birthday cakehappy day of birth
 
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DCastro1981 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018
Happy birthday.
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:iconcolderbing:
colderbing Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018  Student General Artist
Happy Birthday JazzLizard!!! I hope you got to enjoy it and life is going good.
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:iconknight3000:
Knight3000 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday my friend
Hope you enjoy it :airborne: :party:
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:iconjkrolak:
jkrolak Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
                         Hb by KmyGraphic
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79big Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018
1 Message from Hungary. Happy Birthday :-).
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MrSmuttyDoodles Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday! :)
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uberbomb Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy B-Day ! Enjoy your special day !  
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Zabuzabotz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy B-day!
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Euel Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2018
Happy B-day! :cake:  BTE, love your stuff!
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Destroyer77 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2018
Happy Birthday!

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jkrolak Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
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Jandian24 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm watching you...
lol but really wow dude your just like me wupith your art I love to draw wierd girls nude and stuff just like yours and you inspired me to draw other wierd babes thank you
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WickedPrince Featured By Owner May 31, 2017
It's been two years since we last saw art from you guy, wassup? :)
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wilnet1tractor Featured By Owner May 7, 2017
Have to ask, do you draw men, have accounts other than DA?
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GrandMasterFDC Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
Happy Birthday! :onfire:
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DCastro1981 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2017
Happy birthday.
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MensjeDeZeemeermin Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2017
In the event you see this any time soon, Happy Birthday!
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Xquid Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
Happy Birthday! Hope you're doing well.
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colderbing Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2017  Student General Artist
Happy Birthday! Hope you got to enjoy it.
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:iconknight3000:
Knight3000 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday my friend
Hope you enjoy it
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