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These are my arts. Enjoy them, or they might enjoy you.

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I'll fav everything from traditional paintings to artistic nudes to sculptures of other sculptures. I'll prolly even fav you!

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Worst week for Ben in a while. Sure, it was great for the LGBT community, but I I had my debit card cloned and used to buy $250 worth of crap, incurring nearly as much in overdraft fees as well. My girlfriend's cousin passed away suddenly, and while she was away for the funeral, her mom's dog literally shit the bed while I was sleeping next to it. At 2:30 am. I ended up having to go to work on 45 minutes worth of sleep on the day the store decides to announce a visitor is coming from regional. Sound the "all department panic" alarm.
Gratuitous Sketchdump June2015
Some pieces I'm working on atm, a couple commissions, some stuff just for fun.
Will probably finish some or all of them.
Top to bottom:
"go to bed with snake, wake up in snake" / "morning stretches"
"back-pain" / "Antitank-girl"
"robogirl in circlechair" / "Neddy for in the Lab"
"the amazing Supernumerary gal"
"buffet at the nude resort" / "exploring the sunken battlecruiser"

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Cedar Planked Salmon
Only $13.99 per pound at your local Whole Foods!*
Get it while it's fresh!

*This artwork was neither commissioned nor sanctioned by WFM inc.
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Goddam Shenanigans
"I swear, when I figure out how to undo this, you're going to die."

Office pranks can occasionally go to far. Especially when you work at a biopharmaceutical research facility specializing in growth hormones.

Office scene modeled in sketchup, then mirrored for ease of drawing the reflection. This was a fun experiment in lighting and reflection.
As always, enjoy!
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JazzLizard
I TOUCH BUTTS.
Artist | Professional | Digital Art
So yeah. My name is Ben, I'm an illustrator and 3D model maker from Massachusetts. I'm constantly learning and changing, and love Deviantart, even with all of the inherent flaws that come with being a free online community. I will offer advice, critique and trade ideas, but I have little tolerance or patience when it comes to ignorance and stupidity. That's me, this is my page, if you don't like it then you know where the exit is.

I enjoy reporting art-thieves, ToS violators and jerks alike. DA is like a nude beach: we're fine with you showing off your bits, just don't start 'getting it on.' This is a site for art, not pictures of your boner, hardcore porn you drew, or cool pictures you found on google.

If you think rules are here to be broken, have fun running red lights.

Also, if you come to my page and act like an ass, I'm all for making some snarky last-laugh comment and then blocking you.


Anti Art Theft Stamp by ZeiphexArt Theft Stamp by sammichArt theft Stamp by SailorSolar
Anti-Theft Ninja Stamp by sambeesArt Theft Stamp - DeMaulwurfn by Art-FuzzI'll make it simple by Starrphyre

"There is no such thing as innocence through ignorance. If you break the rules because you weren't aware of them, that doesn't make you not guilty. It just makes you an idiot."
-Me

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Current Age: 26
Current Residence: Bostonish
Favourite genre of music: (Good) Metal/Industrial/Techno/Classic Rock
Favourite photographer: The Spysat over my house right...NOW!!!!
Favourite style of art: Digital, 3D, traditional, anything that looks good
Operating System: Windows 7 (MACS SUCK.)
MP3 player of choice: Black Zune, Shell of choice: um...155mm HE
Wallpaper of choice: Some naked chick I drew, prolly.
Skin of choice: YOURS., Favourite cartoon character: Greivous from the CWMS
Personal Quote: "Is it because I'm black?!?"
Interests
So, I've been really busy with my Etsy shop. I work full time, Monday-Friday, 7 to 4ish then go to my shop almost every night till 7-9pm. I don't terribly mind it, because I'm building cool things and making money, but I don't really get to draw much anymore. I still do, but going from sketch to finished piece is tricky atm. Expect plenty of work from me in the future, but not in huge quantities.

Some of the things I've been printing/making for my Etsy shop:

A "functional" version of my Vash the Stampede revolver.
20150210 140700 by JazzLizard20150209 111558 by JazzLizard20150209 104112 by JazzLizard20150209 132531 by JazzLizard

3D printed the head for one of my Marshall Lee guitar props.
20150219 111949 by JazzLizard

How about a fancy airplane?
20150318 083851 by JazzLizard20150318 083904 by JazzLizard

3D printed "brass" knuckles so your kid stops getting bullied at preschool?
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And a teaser of something I sketched up last weekend:
20150427 072541 by JazzLizard

However, this summer I'm planning on getting a webcomic started, based in a new fantasy universe I created over this past winter. It's going to be called "Crown" and will tell the story of Thall, a man who was born a slave, and became a god. It will follow him as he changes the world around him, and his friends, enemies and companions along the way. It'll be broken into chapters, each following a different character.

Thall was born effectively a slave, working with his father and countless other slaves to mine out a dead volcano while his mother worked in the farms near the mountain that were fertilized with the ash they were excavating. Bad stuff happens, Thall eventually finds something powerful, and becomes unimaginably powerful.

Etna is a young sorceress-thief and skilled archer, who uses her magic to steal both gold and information from people.

Ketania is a 200 year old necromancer who had been Thall's pretege for ages, but is slowly losing her humanity to the dark powers she's courting.

Bardsnake is exactly that. A bard, who pissed off Thall and was turned into a snake.

The story is going to include plenty of my art that you're used to, it'll have mermaids, bird-people, people-birds, dragons, Skyrim references, body-swapping, gratuitous gore and nudity, a woman breaking a mans neck with her thighs, and Bardnsake.

Feel free to ask any questions, I'll keep you all updated as the comic comes together. The story is already written, but I'm not going to give anything big away.
  • Mood: Amazed
  • Listening to: There and Back, Wolfgang Gartner
  • Reading: n/a
  • Watching: n/a
  • Playing: n/a
  • Eating: n/a
  • Drinking: coffee

The end of the world is coming. You go off and... 

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62 deviants said continue life as normal.
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36 deviants said become God.
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22 deviants said find true love.
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15 deviants said go to church. Make peace with God.
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14 deviants said go on a murderdeath spree.
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6 deviants said riot.
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4 deviants said rob a bank, steal an expensive car, head for the nearest grand canyon/cliff.
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4 deviants said kill yourself.
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4 deviants said sob uncontrollably. Continue to sob as the world ends.
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3 deviants said buy a dick. Eat it.

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Heeeeyyyy!!!! I needed that!
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JazzLizard:iconjazzlizard:
The stupidity of stupid people wil continue to stupidly me.
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On the heights all roads are paved with bacon...
Thu May 22, 2014, 3:15 PM
JazzLizard:iconjazzlizard:
Haters are awesome :D
Mon Jul 1, 2013, 7:59 PM
JazzLizard:iconjazzlizard:
Boobies.
Tue Jun 11, 2013, 5:02 PM
ACXtreme:iconacxtreme:
thanks for the fav m8
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 3:20 PM
TiberiusMaximus23:icontiberiusmaximus23:
awesome work dude
Fri Jan 25, 2013, 9:44 AM
JazzLizard:iconjazzlizard:
Thanks! *licks your face*
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 3:14 PM
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Happy Birthmas!
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Happy bday, pal!
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:iconsnowsultan:
SnowSultan Featured By Owner 6 days ago   Digital Artist
Thanks for the new favorite.
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:iconalexanderh1992:
AlexanderH1992 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I just love your pieces of artwork! Can I watch you? ;)
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:iconjazzlizard:
JazzLizard Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
You don't need my permission, dude.
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:iconffdp-neko:
FFDP-Neko Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015
Thank you for the +fav 
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:icondeusartmachina:
DeusArtMachina Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey, thanks for favouriting my Carrie picture! :D
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AlexanderH1992 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Okay, I know we've got off a rough start from before, and I'm very sorry. It's just that I am a socially inept sweetheart who desperately tries to add friends and get many llama badges as I can. I will go on a website about famous artists that I could learn a lot about them. Will you ever forgive me. :worries: 
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JazzLizard Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Well I've never given out any llamas. I'm really not sure why you're so obsessed with being my friend, it's not going to happen.
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:iconalexanderh1992:
AlexanderH1992 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, I could watch you. You are very talented.
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:iconalexanderh1992:
AlexanderH1992 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Any of your artwork that I could give a critique that you may find fair?
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:iconjazzlizard:
JazzLizard Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
You can comment or critique on whatever you like, but it needs to be more than just a summary of my description of the art.
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:iconkanyiko:
kanyiko Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Many thanks for the faves!! :hug:

Also - two weeks! :noes:
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:iconalexanderh1992:
AlexanderH1992 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, did you see it in my profile? :)
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:iconjazzlizard:
JazzLizard Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, it's honestly not a very good critique. It's mostly just a summary of my description.
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:iconalexanderh1992:
AlexanderH1992 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry, I was just trying to give you a compliment. 
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:iconalexanderh1992:
AlexanderH1992 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey. I posted an critique on your Liina Mutano artwork.
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:iconjazzlizard:
JazzLizard Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Hmm, I don't see one.
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:iconalexanderh1992:
AlexanderH1992 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
It was in my profile. Check it.
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creative1978 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2015
Thanks for the fav's :)
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:icondaemoria:
Daemoria Featured By Owner Edited Jun 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I see you stalking thru my gallery. :stare:

Don't make me too embarrassed by digging too deep now, some of that old stuff is just baad. :x
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:iconjazzlizard:
JazzLizard Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
The same can be said of my gallery, I've been posting stuff for 11 years now, not all of it makes me proud XD
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:icondaemoria:
Daemoria Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hell, some of the stuff from 6 months ago I am not so proud of. I don't think anything has lasted 10 years in my gallery. That sucker gets burn/purged at regular intervals.
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JazzLizard Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Pssssssst.
Lasfgt by JazzLizard  
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:iconkanyiko:
kanyiko Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for the :+devwatch:! I feel honoured! ^_^
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:iconjazzlizard:
JazzLizard Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
You're welcome man! Not sure why I wasn't following you before, will comment and fave as I dig through your gallery :)
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:iconkanyiko:
kanyiko Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'd say - good luck!  I mean, after 12 years of submissions, there's much to go through... XD
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