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*JazzLizard:iconJazzLizard:

DOES NOT draw furries  

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  • Deviant since Jul 1, 2004, 12:22 PM
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Journal Entry: Tue Mar 11, 2008, 4:14 PM
  • Mood: Attraction
  • Listening to: ELO's Mr Blue Sky
  • Reading: World War Z
  • Watching: THE UNIVERSE
  • Playing: Mass Effect
  • Eating: an Oreo and Ice Cream smoothie
  • Drinking: see above
Jazzy's Journal

"Never pet a flaming dog"
-Ancient Russian Proverb

"Violent Solutions for Violent Problems" -IDP (Intergalactic Droid Police)

"None of this will matter when none of you are matter!!!"
-GLX

"What kind of gas does a cat give off when happy? Purr-fumes."

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So yeah, Jazzlizard is in love. With a beautiful young woman, his major at school, and his job. He works Tech in the auditorium at Umass Dartmouth, and right now is babysitting as members of the 20 Cent Theater Company disassemble a set piece from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead. He worked nearly 50 hours from last Sunday to this previous one, but enjoyed nearly every minute of it. He's drawing plenty such as this lovely Xain and building crazy things such as this Waaritech for his Senior Degree project, but not uploading much, 'cause he's oh-so busy with Media Techniques II and Illustration IV. Never fear, tho, for he shall be uploading plenty, relatively soon! He's also been with his lovely girlfriend for nearly 5 months now and things couldn't be better! Well...he has mentioned wishing she could shoot beams of hyperchaeotons out of her eyes, but that can always be resolved with some serious ocular implants...

Until next time!
-The Lizard


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"Run Jedi...run. You have only prolonged the inevitable."

"Charging in, swords blazing..."

"None of this will matter when none of you are matter!"

Jazzy's Journal

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 22 years OLD, betches.
  • Current Residence: Umass Dartmouth, foolz.
  • Interests: Tiffany, drawing, guns, airsoft, blowing things up, ridiculing people...
  • Favourite movie: ALL Star Wars, plenty of GOOD anime, not that crap that you watch, tho...
  • Favourite band or musician: Currently Dethklok
  • Favourite genre of music: (Good) Metal/Industrial/Techno/Classic Rock
  • Favourite artist: Mucha, and anyone like him
  • Favourite poet or writer: Anyone who comments!
  • Favourite photographer: The Spysat over my house right...NOW!!!!
  • Favourite style or digital art: Pirate Style
  • Operating System: Vista, since it ain't so bad...but it keeps locking me in my room and deleting my prons...
  • MP3 player of choice: Black Zune
  • Shell of choice: um...155mm HE
  • Wallpaper of choice: A photomontage of my girlfriend.
  • Skin of choice: YOURS.
  • Favourite game: Anything that lets me blow things up with guns the size of small cities.
  • Favourite gaming platform: My laptop, and my 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Greivous from the CWMS
  • Personal Quote: "Is it because I'm black?!?"
  • Tools of the Trade: 12x12 Wacom, Staedler technical pencil, Staedler Mars plastic eraser, Marseilles Studios sketchbook

Devious Comments

~slithery:iconslithery: 3 days 10 hours ago
Ben! I hear next year you'll be living with Ben! Also, I miss you greatly! Exclamation points abound!

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"Have gone to commit suicide. Intend to return from grave Friday. Feed cat."
*JazzLizard:iconJazzLizard: May 11, 2008, 9:04:33 AM
Thank you!

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"Avada Kedavra!"

"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"No, I'd step off onto the pile of bodies."

"You either bathe in the light or embrace the darkness. You...can drown while bathing, but not many have died from hugs."
~pretty-mimi:iconpretty-mimi: May 11, 2008, 6:50:05 AM
very nice Gallery. :)

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Lebanon for ever-عيترون حبيبي
لبنان حبيب العمر
Et oui,je parle Français .. O.O franch??
*JazzLizard:iconJazzLizard: May 10, 2008, 2:55:04 PM
No problem!
You shoulda told me you were moving!
I would have helped carry stuff.

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"Avada Kedavra!"

"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"No, I'd step off onto the pile of bodies."

"You either bathe in the light or embrace the darkness. You...can drown while bathing, but not many have died from hugs."
*ovechka:iconovechka: May 10, 2008, 3:51:42 AM
thanks a lot for the watch :heart:

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WE'LL FIGHT LIKE DOGS ★
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*JazzLizard:iconJazzLizard: Apr 30, 2008, 4:52:22 PM
I love to game, not so much RPG. I like blowing things up and shooting at noobs.

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"Avada Kedavra!"

"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"No, I'd step off onto the pile of bodies."

"You either bathe in the light or embrace the darkness. You...can drown while bathing, but not many have died from hugs."
~Ryuukin:iconRyuukin: Apr 28, 2008, 6:33:15 AM
Awsome gallery! and i love the backgrond info on your characters and races too! ^-^ are you a gamer as well by chance?

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If you were a cow... I'd eat you.

I finally got a web comic page. please see.---> [link]
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*JazzLizard:iconJazzLizard: Apr 9, 2008, 11:02:46 AM
No, thank you for the fantastic artwork!

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"Avada Kedavra!"

"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"No, I'd step off onto the pile of bodies."

"You either bathe in the light or embrace the darkness. You...can drown while bathing, but not many have died from hugs."
*JazzLizard:iconJazzLizard: Apr 9, 2008, 11:02:17 AM
No problem, you definitely deserve it.

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"Avada Kedavra!"

"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"No, I'd step off onto the pile of bodies."

"You either bathe in the light or embrace the darkness. You...can drown while bathing, but not many have died from hugs."
*JazzLizard:iconJazzLizard: Apr 9, 2008, 11:02:01 AM
Thanks alot!

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"Avada Kedavra!"

"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"No, I'd step off onto the pile of bodies."

"You either bathe in the light or embrace the darkness. You...can drown while bathing, but not many have died from hugs."
*JazzLizard:iconJazzLizard: Apr 9, 2008, 11:01:52 AM
HI!

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"Avada Kedavra!"

"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"No, I'd step off onto the pile of bodies."

"You either bathe in the light or embrace the darkness. You...can drown while bathing, but not many have died from hugs."
*JazzLizard:iconJazzLizard: Apr 9, 2008, 11:01:45 AM
It's stock, for now.

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"Avada Kedavra!"

"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"No, I'd step off onto the pile of bodies."

"You either bathe in the light or embrace the darkness. You...can drown while bathing, but not many have died from hugs."
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~Zeifer:iconZeifer: Mar 26, 2008, 12:02:11 PM
Hey what gearbox version is your TM G36C?
~landrew:iconlandrew: Mar 17, 2008, 6:24:26 AM
yo! how r u doin'? I haven't been here for a while, pretty busy lately :D
i dropped by to say HI! :D :D
~WanderingRambler:iconWanderingRambler: Mar 16, 2008, 4:23:30 PM
whoa. you're gallery is incredible...glad I stumbled on it! I'mma watch now >>;

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Furcadia...its like the Runescape of chat-based RPGs...but minus the horrible pointy polygons!

CHAT PLUG BLARG:
Expansion Chat [link]
~opti72:iconopti72: Mar 6, 2008, 5:02:50 AM
Thanks for the fav! ;-)

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translate: [link]
*Kaernen:iconKaernen: Feb 26, 2008, 5:32:54 AM
Thanx for the :+devwatch:

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For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'.
~Enzeru-kun:iconEnzeru-kun: Jan 21, 2008, 7:49:30 PM
dear you

this is me

from kerri

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This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!