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JazzLizard
I TOUCH BUTTS.
Artist | Professional | Digital Art
United States
So yeah. My name is Ben, I'm an illustrator and 3D model maker from Massachusetts. I'm constantly learning and changing, and love Deviantart, even with all of the inherent flaws that come with being a free online community. I will offer advice, critique and trade ideas, but I have little tolerance or patience when it comes to ignorance and stupidity. That's me, this is my page, if you don't like it then you know where the exit is.

I enjoy reporting art-thieves, ToS violators and jerks alike. DA is like a nude beach: we're fine with you showing off your bits, just don't start 'getting it on.' This is a site for art, not pictures of your boner, hardcore porn you drew, or cool pictures you found on google.

If you think rules are here to be broken, have fun running red lights.

Also, if you come to my page and act like an ass, I'm all for making some snarky last-laugh comment and then blocking you.


Anti Art Theft Stamp by ZeiphexArt Theft Stamp by sammichArt theft Stamp by SailorSolar
Anti-Theft Ninja Stamp by sambeesArt Theft Stamp - DeMaulwurfn by Art-FuzzI'll make it simple by Starrphyre

"There is no such thing as innocence through ignorance. If you break the rules because you weren't aware of them, that doesn't make you not guilty. It just makes you an idiot."
-Me

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Current Age: 26
Current Residence: Bostonish
Favourite genre of music: (Good) Metal/Industrial/Techno/Classic Rock
Favourite photographer: The Spysat over my house right...NOW!!!!
Favourite style of art: Digital, 3D, traditional, anything that looks good
Operating System: Windows 7 (MACS SUCK.)
MP3 player of choice: Black Zune, Shell of choice: um...155mm HE
Wallpaper of choice: Some naked chick I drew, prolly.
Skin of choice: YOURS., Favourite cartoon character: Greivous from the CWMS
Personal Quote: "Is it because I'm black?!?"
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PreTL;DR: Been busy/caught up in life/being an adult stuff, you're all still getting your commissions.

So, the past couple months have been complete and utter insanity for me. This has been the busiest convention and halloween order season so far at my shop, and I've been swamped with orders. Good for the bank account, not good for my personal life/relaxation time/anything other than work. I've had very little time for myself or to draw, and have been crap at getting back to people about their pieces. That's entirely on me, and I apologize for that. Everyone who's waiting for artwork from me will get it within a month or so, plus a little something extra. (I'll send you all notes)

Expect new art from me soon too, things are starting to cool down on my end, with orders wrapping up and more free time becoming available.

I thank you all for understanding, and promise to do better in the future. Being an "adult" is hard sometimes.
  • Listening to: There and Back, Wolfgang Gartner
  • Reading: n/a
  • Watching: n/a
  • Playing: n/a
  • Eating: n/a
  • Drinking: coffee

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GrandMasterFDC Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Digital Artist
Happy Birthday! :onfire:
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DCastro1981 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Happy birthday.
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MensjeDeZeemeermin Featured By Owner 1 day ago
In the event you see this any time soon, Happy Birthday!
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Xquid Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Professional Digital Artist
Happy Birthday! Hope you're doing well.
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colderbing Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student General Artist
Happy Birthday! Hope you got to enjoy it.
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Knight3000 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday my friend
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kanyiko Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A very Happy Birthday to you!! ^_^
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Happy B-day!
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Happy Birthday!
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uberbomb Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy B-Day ! Enjoy your special day !   Hug Airborne   Have your cake and eat it too Party 
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Happy birthday!

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1 Message from Hungary. Happy Birthday :-).
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Happy birthday
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GabrielM1968 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Joyeux anniversaire !!!
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barkkorn Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I miss you!
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Destroyer77 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Happy Birthday!

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Bakerdezign Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Happy Birthday...........:cake::party::thumbsup:
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solios Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2016  Professional General Artist
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3dmania Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Great site with tons of excellent art. I can draw a lot of inspiration from your works
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TheDarkTiki Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2016
hope you are doing well.
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lasaucisse Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016
thanks for the favs =)
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colderbing Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Student General Artist
Happy Birthday Jazz! Hope you enjoyed it.
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CaptRedJack Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Happy Birthday Brotha'
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Zabuzabotz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy B-day!
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