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Juuuuuuice! by JazzLizard
Juuuuuuice!
Cheivetea doesn't particularly like it when people try to scoop bits of her into a punch bowl, put ice cubes inside of her, or use her as a refrigerant in their liquid cooled computers. She doesn't like dry, hot rooms, paper towels or calcium chloride. Cheivetea does however like room-temperature bottles of saline solution, gallon jugs of iced tea, and high humidity with plenty of clouds. No, she will not pet-sit for your fish. No, she will not get into that hot tub. Yes, she will eat your leftovers. Yes, she will let you watch her digest it.
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Working on "stuff" and "junk" at my wood shop. It's a sort of art, I suppose.

A "functional" version of my Vash the Stampede revolver, with 3D printed parts.
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A functional version of my Marceline Guitar.
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Aaaand, an enormous buster sword.
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Lexet Recharging by JazzLizard
Lexet Recharging
Lexet is a Mark 33-CM Alani Shipmate TAI. She's 117 years old, and has served onboard three different ships before finding her way to her current home, the Charm of Mars, a intersystem freighter nearly as old as she is. She was 22 when TAIs we granted human-level rights, and has used her freedom to travel the starlanes of DUoS* to her atomic hearts content. As a shipmate, Lex (as she's known) works as an astral navigator, engineer, repairman, cook, medic, pilot, snuggle-buddy and movie buff. She's been repaired dozens of times, and is currently made up of several different models of Alani AIs. Shipmate AIs and TAIs are built to human scale and anatomy so they can mimic human tasks in all regards, other than having increased strength and stamina. Some of Lexet's anatomical characteristics are due to the way her original owner ordered her, and others are due to the numerous modifications she's received over her more than a century of being continually active.

The reason for Lex's expression here is that her current captain has offered to buy her a new body in return for several more years of continued service. While she likes her current chassis, she's tempted by the offer of a form that won't require constant maintenance, and leak slightly.

*DUoS is the Democratic Union of Systems, the ruling organization that came to power after the collapse of the Psychic Union.
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So, I've been really busy with my Etsy shop. I work full time, Monday-Friday, 7 to 4ish then go to my shop almost every night till 7-9pm. I don't terribly mind it, because I'm building cool things and making money, but I don't really get to draw much anymore. I still do, but going from sketch to finished piece is tricky atm. Expect plenty of work from me in the future, but not in huge quantities.

Some of the things I've been printing/making for my Etsy shop:

A "functional" version of my Vash the Stampede revolver.
20150210 140700 by JazzLizard20150209 111558 by JazzLizard20150209 104112 by JazzLizard20150209 132531 by JazzLizard

3D printed the head for one of my Marshall Lee guitar props.
20150219 111949 by JazzLizard

How about a fancy airplane?
20150318 083851 by JazzLizard20150318 083904 by JazzLizard

3D printed "brass" knuckles so your kid stops getting bullied at preschool?
20141225 115529 by JazzLizard20141225 115522 by JazzLizard
And a teaser of something I sketched up last weekend:
20150427 072541 by JazzLizard

However, this summer I'm planning on getting a webcomic started, based in a new fantasy universe I created over this past winter. It's going to be called "Crown" and will tell the story of Thall, a man who was born a slave, and became a god. It will follow him as he changes the world around him, and his friends, enemies and companions along the way. It'll be broken into chapters, each following a different character.

Thall was born effectively a slave, working with his father and countless other slaves to mine out a dead volcano while his mother worked in the farms near the mountain that were fertilized with the ash they were excavating. Bad stuff happens, Thall eventually finds something powerful, and becomes unimaginably powerful.

Etna is a young sorceress-thief and skilled archer, who uses her magic to steal both gold and information from people.

Ketania is a 200 year old necromancer who had been Thall's pretege for ages, but is slowly losing her humanity to the dark powers she's courting.

Bardsnake is exactly that. A bard, who pissed off Thall and was turned into a snake.

The story is going to include plenty of my art that you're used to, it'll have mermaids, bird-people, people-birds, dragons, Skyrim references, body-swapping, gratuitous gore and nudity, a woman breaking a mans neck with her thighs, and Bardnsake.

Feel free to ask any questions, I'll keep you all updated as the comic comes together. The story is already written, but I'm not going to give anything big away.
  • Mood: Amazed
  • Listening to: There and Back, Wolfgang Gartner
  • Reading: n/a
  • Watching: n/a
  • Playing: n/a
  • Eating: n/a
  • Drinking: coffee
Ctenophore Lunch by JazzLizard
Ctenophore Lunch
So I saw this gif at lunch, and was inspired to draw this. Ctenophores are a type of jellyfish, and can apparently swallow things roughly their own size in one gulp. One can easily imagine that if such a creature grew large enough it could easily see a wayward diver as prey.

As for her outfit, breasts are neutrally buoyant in water, I don't see why someone wouldn't want to wear something like this. As long as there are no bitey fish around.

Or giant jellyfish.

Or photographers.




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JazzLizard
I TOUCH BUTTS.
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So yeah. My name is Ben, I'm an illustrator and 3D model maker from Massachusetts. I'm constantly learning and changing, and love Deviantart, even with all of the inherent flaws that come with being a free online community. I will offer advice, critique and trade ideas, but I have little tolerance or patience when it comes to ignorance and stupidity. That's me, this is my page, if you don't like it then you know where the exit is.

I enjoy reporting art-thieves, ToS violators and jerks alike. DA is like a nude beach: we're fine with you showing off your bits, just don't start 'getting it on.' This is a site for art, not pictures of your boner, hardcore porn you drew, or cool pictures you found on google.

If you think rules are here to be broken, have fun running red lights.

Also, if you come to my page and act like an ass, I'm all for making some snarky last-laugh comment and then blocking you.


Anti Art Theft Stamp by ZeiphexArt Theft Stamp by sammichArt theft Stamp by SailorSolar
Anti-Theft Ninja Stamp by sambeesArt Theft Stamp - DeMaulwurfn by Art-FuzzI'll make it simple by Starrphyre

"There is no such thing as innocence through ignorance. If you break the rules because you weren't aware of them, that doesn't make you not guilty. It just makes you an idiot."
-Me

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Current Age: 26
Current Residence: Bostonish
Favourite genre of music: (Good) Metal/Industrial/Techno/Classic Rock
Favourite photographer: The Spysat over my house right...NOW!!!!
Favourite style of art: Digital, 3D, traditional, anything that looks good
Operating System: Windows 7 (MACS SUCK.)
MP3 player of choice: Black Zune, Shell of choice: um...155mm HE
Wallpaper of choice: Some naked chick I drew, prolly.
Skin of choice: YOURS., Favourite cartoon character: Greivous from the CWMS
Personal Quote: "Is it because I'm black?!?"
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So, I've been really busy with my Etsy shop. I work full time, Monday-Friday, 7 to 4ish then go to my shop almost every night till 7-9pm. I don't terribly mind it, because I'm building cool things and making money, but I don't really get to draw much anymore. I still do, but going from sketch to finished piece is tricky atm. Expect plenty of work from me in the future, but not in huge quantities.

Some of the things I've been printing/making for my Etsy shop:

A "functional" version of my Vash the Stampede revolver.
20150210 140700 by JazzLizard20150209 111558 by JazzLizard20150209 104112 by JazzLizard20150209 132531 by JazzLizard

3D printed the head for one of my Marshall Lee guitar props.
20150219 111949 by JazzLizard

How about a fancy airplane?
20150318 083851 by JazzLizard20150318 083904 by JazzLizard

3D printed "brass" knuckles so your kid stops getting bullied at preschool?
20141225 115529 by JazzLizard20141225 115522 by JazzLizard
And a teaser of something I sketched up last weekend:
20150427 072541 by JazzLizard

However, this summer I'm planning on getting a webcomic started, based in a new fantasy universe I created over this past winter. It's going to be called "Crown" and will tell the story of Thall, a man who was born a slave, and became a god. It will follow him as he changes the world around him, and his friends, enemies and companions along the way. It'll be broken into chapters, each following a different character.

Thall was born effectively a slave, working with his father and countless other slaves to mine out a dead volcano while his mother worked in the farms near the mountain that were fertilized with the ash they were excavating. Bad stuff happens, Thall eventually finds something powerful, and becomes unimaginably powerful.

Etna is a young sorceress-thief and skilled archer, who uses her magic to steal both gold and information from people.

Ketania is a 200 year old necromancer who had been Thall's pretege for ages, but is slowly losing her humanity to the dark powers she's courting.

Bardsnake is exactly that. A bard, who pissed off Thall and was turned into a snake.

The story is going to include plenty of my art that you're used to, it'll have mermaids, bird-people, people-birds, dragons, Skyrim references, body-swapping, gratuitous gore and nudity, a woman breaking a mans neck with her thighs, and Bardnsake.

Feel free to ask any questions, I'll keep you all updated as the comic comes together. The story is already written, but I'm not going to give anything big away.
  • Mood: Amazed
  • Listening to: There and Back, Wolfgang Gartner
  • Reading: n/a
  • Watching: n/a
  • Playing: n/a
  • Eating: n/a
  • Drinking: coffee

The end of the world is coming. You go off and... 

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62 deviants said continue life as normal.
21%
36 deviants said become God.
12%
21 deviants said find true love.
9%
15 deviants said go to church. Make peace with God.
8%
14 deviants said go on a murderdeath spree.
4%
6 deviants said riot.
2%
4 deviants said rob a bank, steal an expensive car, head for the nearest grand canyon/cliff.
2%
4 deviants said kill yourself.
2%
4 deviants said sob uncontrollably. Continue to sob as the world ends.
2%
3 deviants said buy a dick. Eat it.

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awesome work dude
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Thanks! *licks your face*
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Happy Birthday! I'm on fire!
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May a drive of noble dragons circle your head today, showering you with earned praise and wonderful, intricate presents... May your friends think of you and smile and laugh, may those you love think of you and feel better and hope to see you soon.  May the year's journey 'round the sun that begins today leave you wiser, happier, more learned and eager to take a running start at the next one, and may it all begin with these sincere wishes that you have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Happy bday and have a blast...enjoy and take care..:D
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Happy Birthday.
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Happy Birthday :) 
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Yo! Happy birthday Jazz! Hope you're having a great day! :party::cake: Keep being awesome!
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Happy Birthday, Jazz!

And many many many more!!!

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It's your Birthday! :la:

Pumori gives you her

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Seal of Approval! :squee:
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happy birthday birthday cake
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Happybirthday my friend :party:
Hope you enjoy it
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 Happy Birthday :iconjazzlizard: I hope you saved room for Super Fantastic Golden Platter Cake 3D  on this joyest of days Anime Emoji (Oh yay dance) [V2] 
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:icontuzkibdayplz: Fijne Verjaardag!
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