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These are my arts. Enjoy them, or they might enjoy you.

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Quite a Feast
The first of my commissions to be completed, for a discrete user who wished to remain anonymous. You know who you are!
Don't worry, they're just playing.
Might work up a background for this, but they asked for just this scene.

Enjoy!
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The Clumsy Caramel Apple Girl by JazzLizard
The Clumsy Caramel Apple Girl
She strikes again! This time dumping some apples off of her tray. She's gonna get herself fired one of these days.
This is the second time I drew her for work, she nearly killed herself the first:

Apples in my Caramel! by JazzLizard
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Hitama the Denaruuis Venrock
This is Hitama, she was drawn to get me out of the too-busy-for-art funk, and inspired by one of my current commissions.

She's a mix of the rather exotic Denassi and Cruuis Venrock subspecies, and lives on the southern coast of the Green Sea, fishing and trading with the port communities there.
More info will be posted with the completed pic, just wanted to get something up.

Some of her relatives (probably aunts):

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Vraellys the Denassi Venrock by JazzLizard
 

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Vaankii the Cruuis Venrock by JazzLizard


Various alternative color schemes:
Htr2b 9x by JazzLizard 
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PreTL;DR: Been busy/caught up in life/being an adult stuff, you're all still getting your commissions.

So, the past couple months have been complete and utter insanity for me. This has been the busiest convention and halloween order season so far at my shop, and I've been swamped with orders. Good for the bank account, not good for my personal life/relaxation time/anything other than work. I've had very little time for myself or to draw, and have been crap at getting back to people about their pieces. That's entirely on me, and I apologize for that. Everyone who's waiting for artwork from me will get it within a month or so, plus a little something extra. (I'll send you all notes)

Expect new art from me soon too, things are starting to cool down on my end, with orders wrapping up and more free time becoming available.

I thank you all for understanding, and promise to do better in the future. Being an "adult" is hard sometimes.
  • Mood: Frustrated
  • Listening to: There and Back, Wolfgang Gartner
  • Reading: n/a
  • Watching: n/a
  • Playing: n/a
  • Eating: n/a
  • Drinking: coffee

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JazzLizard
I TOUCH BUTTS.
Artist | Professional | Digital Art
United States
So yeah. My name is Ben, I'm an illustrator and 3D model maker from Massachusetts. I'm constantly learning and changing, and love Deviantart, even with all of the inherent flaws that come with being a free online community. I will offer advice, critique and trade ideas, but I have little tolerance or patience when it comes to ignorance and stupidity. That's me, this is my page, if you don't like it then you know where the exit is.

I enjoy reporting art-thieves, ToS violators and jerks alike. DA is like a nude beach: we're fine with you showing off your bits, just don't start 'getting it on.' This is a site for art, not pictures of your boner, hardcore porn you drew, or cool pictures you found on google.

If you think rules are here to be broken, have fun running red lights.

Also, if you come to my page and act like an ass, I'm all for making some snarky last-laugh comment and then blocking you.


Anti Art Theft Stamp by ZeiphexArt Theft Stamp by sammichArt theft Stamp by SailorSolar
Anti-Theft Ninja Stamp by sambeesArt Theft Stamp - DeMaulwurfn by Art-FuzzI'll make it simple by Starrphyre

"There is no such thing as innocence through ignorance. If you break the rules because you weren't aware of them, that doesn't make you not guilty. It just makes you an idiot."
-Me

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Current Age: 26
Current Residence: Bostonish
Favourite genre of music: (Good) Metal/Industrial/Techno/Classic Rock
Favourite photographer: The Spysat over my house right...NOW!!!!
Favourite style of art: Digital, 3D, traditional, anything that looks good
Operating System: Windows 7 (MACS SUCK.)
MP3 player of choice: Black Zune, Shell of choice: um...155mm HE
Wallpaper of choice: Some naked chick I drew, prolly.
Skin of choice: YOURS., Favourite cartoon character: Greivous from the CWMS
Personal Quote: "Is it because I'm black?!?"
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PreTL;DR: Been busy/caught up in life/being an adult stuff, you're all still getting your commissions.

So, the past couple months have been complete and utter insanity for me. This has been the busiest convention and halloween order season so far at my shop, and I've been swamped with orders. Good for the bank account, not good for my personal life/relaxation time/anything other than work. I've had very little time for myself or to draw, and have been crap at getting back to people about their pieces. That's entirely on me, and I apologize for that. Everyone who's waiting for artwork from me will get it within a month or so, plus a little something extra. (I'll send you all notes)

Expect new art from me soon too, things are starting to cool down on my end, with orders wrapping up and more free time becoming available.

I thank you all for understanding, and promise to do better in the future. Being an "adult" is hard sometimes.
  • Mood: Frustrated
  • Listening to: There and Back, Wolfgang Gartner
  • Reading: n/a
  • Watching: n/a
  • Playing: n/a
  • Eating: n/a
  • Drinking: coffee

The end of the world is coming. You go off and... 

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65 deviants said continue life as normal.
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38 deviants said become God.
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23 deviants said find true love.
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15 deviants said go to church. Make peace with God.
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14 deviants said go on a murderdeath spree.
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6 deviants said riot.
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5 deviants said sob uncontrollably. Continue to sob as the world ends.
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4 deviants said rob a bank, steal an expensive car, head for the nearest grand canyon/cliff.
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4 deviants said kill yourself.
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3 deviants said buy a dick. Eat it.

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Heeeeyyyy!!!! I needed that!
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JazzLizard:iconjazzlizard:
The stupidity of stupid people wil continue to stupidly me.
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On the heights all roads are paved with bacon...
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JazzLizard:iconjazzlizard:
Haters are awesome :D
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Boobies.
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thanks for the fav m8
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TiberiusMaximus23:icontiberiusmaximus23:
awesome work dude
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JazzLizard:iconjazzlizard:
Thanks! *licks your face*
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Happy Birthmas!
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Happy bday, pal!
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:iconlasaucisse:
lasaucisse Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016
thanks for the favs =)
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colderbing Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Student General Artist
Happy Birthday Jazz! Hope you enjoyed it.
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CaptRedJack Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Happy Birthday Brotha'
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Zabuzabotz Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy B-day!
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MensjeDeZeemeermin Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
I hope beauty chases you while you chase it, and that wonder and majesty leave your quest for glory very successful.  I hope you find many fun things to do, many wonderful sights to see, and many extraordinary people with whom to interact in positive ways.  May the unexpected always turn out to be good.  I hope this year is one of successful efforts to improve, new friendships made, old friendships renewed, and may you and those you love have a wonderful ride together around the sun in the year beginning with this HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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79big Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
1 Message from Hungary. Happy Birthday :-).
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Splicerion Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
Happy birthday!
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Knight3000 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday my friend
Hope you enjoy it
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uberbomb Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy B-Day ! enjoy your special day !  
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Icymasamune Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
Happy Birthday!
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maxgrowth Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
Happy Birthday!!!
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Chup-at-Cabra Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Along with the good wishes of many others, Happy Birthday! :-)
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meloa789 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
Happy birthday!
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kanyiko Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's your BIRTHDAY! :la:

Have a HAPPY ONE!! :cake: :squee:
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Fairy-Fetish-Studio Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Student Artist
Happy birthday!! :cake:
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solios Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Professional General Artist
:cake: :party:
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Destroyer77 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016
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GrandMasterFDC Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Happy Birthday! I'm on fire!
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Bakerdezign Featured By Owner Edited Jan 19, 2016
Wishing you a happy birthday,yeah it's a little bit early....b-day wishes to you anywho. Peace :cake::party::thumbsup:.
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kanyiko Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A very Merry Christmas to you!! ^_^
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jkrolak Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
:iconclearspaceplz::iconclearspaceplz:ChristmasGirl by KmyGraphic
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:iconkanyiko:
kanyiko Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you very much for the :+fav:!! :hug:

Looking forward to seeing more art by you! :3
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Carbon-Vanilla Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I read your profile quote... "Not perfect yet." All I have to say about perfection in relation to art is that... its imperfection that stands out and makes an artist unique. Perfection does NOT, exist in the artistic field. I'm not saying you shouldn't strive to be better, however, just be you and not who you want to be like. Because that's boring when there are two people with the same skills, it's better to have a variety.

Well, those are my 5 cents... chow!!
:meow:
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AlexanderH1992 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hello, today is my B-Day! Also, sorry for disobeying your rules. :)
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JazzLizard Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Good for you. I really don't remember who you are, though.
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