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These are my arts. Enjoy them, or they might enjoy you.

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I'll fav everything from traditional paintings to artistic nudes to sculptures of other sculptures. I'll prolly even fav you!

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*JazzLizard
I TOUCH BUTTS.
Artist | Professional | Digital Art
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So yeah. My name is Ben, I'm an illustrator and 3D model maker from Massachusetts. I'm constantly learning and changing, and love Deviantart, even with all of the inherent flaws that come with being a free online community. I will offer advice, critique and trade ideas, but I have little tolerance or patience when it comes to ignorance and stupidity. That's me, this is my page, if you don't like it then you know where the exit is.

I enjoy reporting art-thieves, ToS violators and jerks alike. DA is like a nude beach: we're fine with you showing off your bits, just don't start 'getting it on.' This is a site for art, not pictures of your boner, hardcore porn you drew, or cool pictures you found on google.

If you think rules are here to be broken, have fun running red lights.

Also, if you come to my page and act like an ass, I'm all for making some snarky last-laugh comment and then blocking you.





"There is no such thing as innocence through ignorance. If you break the rules because you weren't aware of them, that doesn't make you not guilty. It just makes you an idiot."
-Me

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Current Age: 26
Current Residence: Bostonish
Favourite genre of music: (Good) Metal/Industrial/Techno/Classic Rock
Favourite photographer: The Spysat over my house right...NOW!!!!
Favourite style of art: Digital, 3D, traditional, anything that looks good
Operating System: Windows 7 (MACS SUCK.)
MP3 player of choice: Black Zune, Shell of choice: um...155mm HE
Wallpaper of choice: Some naked chick I drew, prolly.
Skin of choice: YOURS., Favourite cartoon character: Greivous from the CWMS
Personal Quote: "Is it because I'm black?!?"
Interests
Hi guys. I haven't posted or commented or replied much recently as I've been devoting most of my free time to my Etsy shop, it seems like it's getting close to convention and cosplay season, as I've received tons of orders as of late. I've been drawing and working on 3D models though, so once I find the time, I'll start posting again!

This next train of thought was inspired by an X-Files episode I watched the other day.

Lets say you found a genie, named Hessa, and she offers to grant you three wishes. The only rule is that she cannot give you more wishes, conjure more genies for you to make wishes from, or do anything that would cause her own destruction i.e. push the earth into the sun. She can however kill people, bring people back to life, and is powerful enough to move the moon in its orbit. What would your three wishes be?

Now, before you wish for immortality or a billion dollars, consider this; Hessa is a bit vindictive, having been stuck in a lamp or shoebox or something for the past thousand years. If you wish for money, chances are she'll just steal it from someone else, and leave behind plenty of evidence implicating you. Also, the wording of your wishes is very important, as if you wish for "a million bucks" you might end up with a million male deer converging on your location. Peace and happiness on earth might mean the eradication of human life, and asking for "the rest of your life to be healthy and successful" might mean you get your dream job while feeling great, then die when the elevator cable snaps.

I think my wishes would be:
1. To be successful at whatever I try; be it art, rocket science or quantum programming.
2. To be able to selectively see an indefinite amount of time into the future.
3. To have the ability to create matter from sheer thought.

Lemme see what you'd wish for! It might just be included in an upcoming picture ;)
  • Mood: Daily Needs
  • Listening to: Jojo Effect feat Lain Mackenzie - Mambo Tonight
  • Reading: n/a
  • Watching: X-Files
  • Playing: Red Steel 2
  • Eating: n/a
  • Drinking: Coffeeeeeeeee

Space battle royal! Combined Star Wars forces vs. Combined Star Trek forces, something like [link] 

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~ACXtreme:iconacxtreme:
thanks for the fav m8
Sat Jan 26, 2013, 3:20 PM
~TiberiusMaximus23:icontiberiusmaximus23:
awesome work dude
Fri Jan 25, 2013, 9:44 AM
*JazzLizard:iconjazzlizard:
Thanks! *licks your face*
Wed Jan 23, 2013, 3:14 PM
~bunny75:iconbunny75:
Happy Birthmas!
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 9:58 AM
*Strohkopff:iconstrohkopff:
Happy bday, pal!
Mon Jan 21, 2013, 5:04 AM
*JazzLizard:iconjazzlizard:
Made with 100% real fruit! [link]
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 8:52 AM
*JazzLizard:iconjazzlizard:
DURHAM, MOS GANGSTA CITY IN AMERICA. YA BOYZ.
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 8:50 AM
*JazzLizard:iconjazzlizard:
I still hate all this My Little Pony "art". There's no merit to 99% of it.
Wed Nov 28, 2012, 10:12 AM
*JazzLizard:iconjazzlizard:
You really need to reevaluate your priorities in life. And from here on out, you're being completely ignored. Post whatever pictures of me you want, I'll just block and report you.
Sat Nov 24, 2012, 3:23 PM
*JazzLizard:iconjazzlizard:
I told you that you were breaking the rules, that's it. I kind of wonder how you'd respond to something like this in person. If you cut me in line at a shop and I said something, would you follow me to the parking lot and then key my car?
Sat Nov 24, 2012, 3:23 PM
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*tats2 3 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
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:iconrobblizzard:
Thanks a lot for the fav.

-RoB
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:iconmedevac001:
~medevac001 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank you for you fav
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:iconperilcomics:
*PerilComics 5 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave! Love your work! Wish I had time to hand draw again....
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:iconjazzlizard:
*JazzLizard 2 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you! It takes time, but I think it's worth it :)
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:iconmaxblackrabbit:
~maxblackrabbit May 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haven't been here in a while, how iz you? :)
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:iconjazzlizard:
*JazzLizard 2 days ago  Professional Digital Artist
I'm good, been busy working on my etsy stuff, mostly. Been doing some art and such though, stay tuned!
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~jordandelarge May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the fave
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:iconnikitatarsov:
*NikitaTarsov May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
=D
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:iconecchi-senshi:
Jazz! It's been a while. Still loving your work. I need to get looking through it soon.
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:iconcoroblue:
~coroblue May 12, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Thankyou for the faves.
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:iconsnowsultan:
*SnowSultan May 10, 2013   Digital Artist
Thanks for the favorite!
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:iconbringmeasunkist:
~BringMeASunkist May 8, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav, bud!
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:iconaquatickworld:
You inspired me: [link] :D
I loooove your art.
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:iconnikitatarsov:
*NikitaTarsov May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
`s
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:iconpictsy:
Thanks for adding 'The Two of Hearts' to your favourites :D
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:icontheyellowroom27:
~theyellowroom27 May 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for favouriting my pic SKYTOWN I appreciate it...
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:iconnikitatarsov:
*NikitaTarsov Apr 29, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Thanx for the fav=D
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:iconfabianfucci:
*fabianfucci Apr 29, 2013  Professional Filmographer
;) :+fav: !
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:iconbiteyrawr:
~Biteyrawr Apr 26, 2013  Hobbyist
Wow, I never +watched you until just now! I haven't been on Deviatart for a while, but I am returning. Rah! Since my internet is not loading and I can't see any pictures, I must return to check out your latest stuff.
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:iconlinwesaralonde:
tnx for the fave
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:iconbeltminer:
thanks for the fav man, preciateit!
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~DRWolfe Apr 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav!
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:iconmadaigual:
Many thanks for the :+fav:
:D
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